Saturday, January 28, 2012

35 Advantages of a Man Being Turned into an Asian Woman by Magic and / or Super Science


You can pretend you don't speak English when you're around stupid people.


Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carry-out, Japanese cars and Kung Fu


Your hair is yours to keep.


If you are bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and you're really edgy and chic.


You don't have to pretend to like cigars.


You can now wear some very eccentric outfits, and still look good.


If you're under 6', you don't have to lie about it.

You can be as plain as all get-out, and yet still get away with being mysterious.

You look enough like Michelle Yeoh that you can be sexy, under 5'7”, smart, and yet somehow still seem tough.

You can cry without pretending there's something in your contact.

If you're a lousy athlete, you no longer have to question your worth as a human being.

If you're really not very attractive, many people will still think you are, plus you can fool them with makeup.

You will never ever again have to take a group shower, though now as a woman you may want to. Sorry

When you take off your shoes you no longer have to warn the EPA.
Even when you're older, you won't look it as much.

If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.

You can be really really intelligent and still have people think you're attractive.

You can be really really intelligent and not hide it and still have people think you are attractive.

You can participate in Cos-Play and look great, not like a psycho, loser or combination of both.

You don't have to memorize Monty Python, Caddyshack, or sports scores to fit in, but if you do, you get extra points.

You can buy something that says “one size fits all” and it almost certainly will.

Your old male clothes make you look elfin & gorgeous.

You'll never regret piercing your ears.

You can be from Podunk, Connecticut and still be considered "exotic."

Your chances of getting a job on a news channel goes up times 3.

Your choice in clothing styles and options goes up by an exponential rate

You don't have hair on your back.

If anything on your body isn't as big as it should be, you can get implants.

If you have big ears, no one has to know.

Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.

If you just talk to system support men (a large number of whom are obsessed with anime) they will think you are flirting and so always return your calls and be nice no matter how big a mistake you made with the company computer.

Cabs will now always stop for you.

Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies, and no you really don't have to do anything in return for it.

If you forget to shave, no one has to know.

Being able to bend over and touch your toes is not a major achievement, it's normal.


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