35 Advantages of a Man Being Turned into an Asian Woman by Magic and / or Super Science

You can pretend you don't speak English when you're around stupid people.

Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carry-out, Japanese cars and Kung Fu

Your hair is yours to keep.

If you are bald, people will think you did it on purpose, and you're really edgy and chic.

You don't have to pretend to like cigars.

You can now wear some very eccentric outfits, and still look good.

If you're under 6', you don't have to lie about it.

You can be as plain as all get-out, and yet still get away with being mysterious.

You look enough like Michelle Yeoh that you can be sexy, under 5'7”, smart, and yet somehow still seem tough.

You can cry without pretending there's something in your contact.

If you're a lousy athlete, you no longer have to question your worth as a human being.

If you're really not very attractive, many people will still think you are, plus you can fool them with makeup.

You will never ever again have to take a group shower, though now as a woman you may want to. Sorry

When you take off your shoes you no longer have to warn the EPA.

Even when you're older, you won't look it as much.

If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.

You can be really really intelligent and still have people think you're attractive.

You can be really really intelligent and not hide it and still have people think you are attractive.

You can participate in Cos-Play and look great, not like a psycho, loser or combination of both.

You don't have to memorize Monty Python, Caddyshack, or sports scores to fit in, but if you do, you get extra points.

You can buy something that says “one size fits all” and it almost certainly will.

Your old male clothes make you look elfin & gorgeous.

You'll never regret piercing your ears.

You can be from Podunk, Connecticut and still be considered "exotic."

Your chances of getting a job on a news channel goes up times 3.

Your choice in clothing styles and options goes up by an exponential rate

You don't have hair on your back.

If anything on your body isn't as big as it should be, you can get implants.

If you have big ears, no one has to know.

Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red carpet.

If you just talk to system support men (a large number of whom are obsessed with anime) they will think you are flirting and so always return your calls and be nice no matter how big a mistake you made with the company computer.

Cabs will now always stop for you.

Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies, and no you really don't have to do anything in return for it.

If you forget to shave, no one has to know.

Being able to bend over and touch your toes is not a major achievement, it's normal.

Suffra-Jet City!

When Bellerose Zerena Zhen, freelance mental interior decorator (your dream scape improved or your Credits back) in the year 2355 was caught in the blast of a Tachyon Bomb set off by Chrono Anarchists and flung back to the 21st century she, knowing there was no returning to her time as the event of just going back had already created an altered time-line.

She decided to make the most of it and really go about messing with the past and making a new future to amuse herself.

As she had a top of the line Quanta Brain Omni-Storage Implant (Q-Bossy) that let her have access to all scientific knowledge from the 24th and a half century, along with history and financial facts and trends, she had all the resources she could ever need, and the technological wherewithal to do whatever she wanted to.

Around the middle of 2011 a new and strange super trickster flew onto the scene, by the start of 2012 she had what she needed to distract herself and even a few followers to help her do it.

Their motto: “The Rebellion from the Last Century, with Science from the Next, We are the Suffra-Jets, S.O.A.R. with us!” S.O.A.R. standing for Sisters Organized And Recruiting.

Her mission transforming certain man totally into woman, and some women physically and mentally as well, so that their transformation would set future history on a new and strange course.

Her reason for taking the idea of history as `her story’ and making it literal?

Well… truth be told Tachyon Bombs do have a tendency to drive those who survive them and the trip back into the past, (or rather a past) daffy as all get out, and a person with knowledge of how to build Higgs boson generators, gravimetric tuners, and any number of gem-cracks working at the quantum level can get into a lot of daffiness.

At the time only a first term, but rising in fame and accolades, state senator Henry Cable Tambit was surprised when his party called him to state headquarters; it seemed they were ready to back him as their candidate to run for Congress of the United States.

Henry was privately sure he would make it to that body, and much higher, one day; he had just not expected the call to come so soon.
“Guess my light shines brighter than I thought,” he gloated to himself as the private limo arrived to take him, without a word to anyone so the media wouldn’t find out the big surprise of his nomination to come and no doubt start trying to dig up dirt on him even sooner, to start his date with destiny.

To his surprise Henry was taken not to Party headquarters but a non-descript office where he was met by a group of women who told him they were there to prepare him for the cameras, and his new tomorrow that would be arriving soon.

With that Bellerose Zhen and her new group of followers, the ones who had really given Henry his call to fate, indeed did start readying him for a new future.

Or rather an altered future, Bellerose knew that in just a few years Tambit would indeed become first a multi-term Representative, with one term off as a commentator on FOX News, then return for another as a Senator, leading to his becoming president in 2032, which led during a his second term in 2038, to him managing, while most of the House and Senate were incapacitated by an outbreak of Smurf influenza, to the repeal of both the 19th and 21st amendments of the Constitution, taking away both the right of women to vote, all but destroying his main political opposition the former Democratic Party, now known as the Oprah Party, and returning probation as the law of the land, bringing down one major buzz kill to every other sort of party.  These disastrous actions would take more than a dozen years and many hard fought battles, both political and otherwise, to rectify.

Or would have, had not Ms. Zhen been blown back in time and so able to work her special Higgs Boson generator created nanobot magic that in double quick time saw to it that no one would be mistaking Henry Cable Tambit for Henry Cable Tambit ever again.
To be sure Henry had a feeling that something unexpected was going on, but by the time he decided to asked just what the deal with was, the deed had not only been done, but done so well that she asked the question in her new heavy French accent, a little item that Bellerose had thrown in to make sure that his party would have no use for her.

Then just a spritz of sleeping gas and the Suffra-Jets flew off leaving the new Miss Henrietta Cabriole Tambit to adjust to the rest of her changes.

Not that a “mere” change of gender, and a more alluring vocal intonation, was enough to take out a fighter like Henry Cable Tambit! Sure there was the more matter of having to come back from being thought a crazy foreign lady, but after Henrietta was booted out of the country, thanks to the much harsher immigration laws that Henry Tambit had helped pass, and returned to Toronto, this now being her place of birth thanks to a little internet tomfoolery by the Suffra-Jets, she was, after a time, able to find a new line of work as Cabriole, the spokesmodel for the largest winery in Canada. A bit of irony that only someone from a future that no longer would take place could get.

Bothwell Bruhn

Noted turn of the last century Vaudeville female impersonator Walter Bothwell Bruhn, (March 7, 1877 to December 12, 1947 ) known on the stage as Bothwell Browne in four post cards of the era.
Two of the cards come from promotions for a 1911 play by the title Miss Jack, about a collage student forced to play at being a woman, with no doubt comic results.  The production however was a flop, with critics of the time tearing it to shreds as being a sight that did not belong on  Broadway.
In 1919 he also starred in two films Yankee Doodle in Berlin and Among Those Present.

If There Weren't Such Things a Mad Scientists we'd have to Invent them!

Having diligently labored for Dr. Victor Frankenstein for years, cleaning up his messes, procuring any and all needed items, cooking his meals, reminding him of important tasks, mending and washing his lab coats, serving as a sounding board when he was in the mood for one of his endless prattles about “this new discovery” or “those fool don't understand my brilliance,” and frankly taking a lot abuse from the arrogant self-absorbed SOB. He had at last decided to give Igor his long promised physical improvements. However on waking from the operation he saw that Victor had once again gone too far. “All these years you've almost been like a wife to me Igor.” he said, “now I have made it so!” “oh great” thought Igor, “I guess I should have dug up a few dates for the nut job too!”

It was at that moment that Lord Puffinhopple realized that it might have been a mistake to give that Frankenstein fellow a second chance after he had switched to plastic surgery promising to both give up the whole “resurrection” business and to give him a more youthful appearance. 

This revelation came to him on meeting Lady Farfegnugen, a woman whom rumor had it the doctor was smitten with.

“I told you that doctor Stein was huffing his own anesthetic!” said Helen Grant to her husband Horace after the bandages had been removed revealing and final results of their tenth anniversary couples face lifts and seeing that the oddly old fashioned acting doctor, but expert in the latest cutting (no pun intended) edge plastic surgery techniques had indeed made them look ten years younger, and given them each the face of the other!

 And meanwhile from a Laboratory Across Town